As Cameron was away for this week, he decided to check out one of the local drinking spots in Cronulla and see how the B.E.E.R.S. formula held up interstate. Needless to say it failed in comparision with its Melbourne counterparts.
Attendees: Cam
Price: Bottled beer only, $6.50 Corona - pretty cheap.
Location: Right above Cronulla Beach. Nice view of the park and beach. 1 McDonald St Cronulla
Distance: NSW, so fucking far!
Ambience: Very sydneyside beach crowd, older rich bogans, try hard upper class feel. Not a great vibe.
Character: Nil
Patron attitude: See above, older rich bogans (but 6.30pm thursday might not be best time)
Patron hotness: Not great while I was here, however average Cronulla people are quite hot so it may be better here on the weekend.
Decor: Modern beachfront but looks cheapish.
Specials: $20 buckets of beer (4), cheap cocktails friday, live music sunday. Does food
Outdoor area: Balcony overlooking beach & park
Service: Good (but it wasn't busy)
Staff hotness: Quite good.
Overall score: 31
Way too tacky Sydney! Need that Melbourne vibe!
An average Zink Bar punter, courtesy of the Cronulla Sharks fan forum:
JADE
Age: 17
Occupation: Student
Years as a cheerleader: 1
Favourite restaurant: Zink Bar
Favourite TV show: Sex and the City
Favourite Footballer: Craig Wing
Perfect evening: Going out for dinner with the girls, then going out dancing ... to come back and slumber
In 10 years time ... Scuba diving of the coast of the Caribbean
Attendees: Cam
Price: Bottled beer only, $6.50 Corona - pretty cheap.
Location: Right above Cronulla Beach. Nice view of the park and beach. 1 McDonald St Cronulla
Distance: NSW, so fucking far!
Ambience: Very sydneyside beach crowd, older rich bogans, try hard upper class feel. Not a great vibe.
Character: Nil
Patron attitude: See above, older rich bogans (but 6.30pm thursday might not be best time)
Patron hotness: Not great while I was here, however average Cronulla people are quite hot so it may be better here on the weekend.
Decor: Modern beachfront but looks cheapish.
Specials: $20 buckets of beer (4), cheap cocktails friday, live music sunday. Does food
Outdoor area: Balcony overlooking beach & park
Service: Good (but it wasn't busy)
Staff hotness: Quite good.
Overall score: 31
Way too tacky Sydney! Need that Melbourne vibe!
An average Zink Bar punter, courtesy of the Cronulla Sharks fan forum:
JADEAge: 17
Occupation: Student
Years as a cheerleader: 1
Favourite restaurant: Zink Bar
Favourite TV show: Sex and the City
Favourite Footballer: Craig Wing
Perfect evening: Going out for dinner with the girls, then going out dancing ... to come back and slumber
In 10 years time ... Scuba diving of the coast of the Caribbean
Haha, love the picture! Encapsulates the place perfectly.
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